just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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