Slut skills are useful in every country.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
