According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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