So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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