There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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