So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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