he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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