So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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