all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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