Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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