I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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