Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The uberlube is also flammable
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
