i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Fuck appropriateness.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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