508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The power of my boobs compel you
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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