she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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