Midget sex pt 2 tonight
and you said cock pushups were impossible
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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