I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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