physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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