Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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