I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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