No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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