her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The power of my boobs compel you
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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