YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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