Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she peed on how many people?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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