I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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