I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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