gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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