I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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