Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
