The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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