once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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