Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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