the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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