i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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