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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool

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(913): View more from Kansas

omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

So can I buy you a drink sometime?

(206): View more from Washington

Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...

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(407): View more from Florida

shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.

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(310): View more from California

I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick

(310): View more from California

But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky

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