Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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