This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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