Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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