Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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