brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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