Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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