I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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