Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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