I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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