if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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