i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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