And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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