at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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