I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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