i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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