the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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