Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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