the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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