just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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