nut hugger
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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