Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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