why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
handjob tips. give me some.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Randomize
