I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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