he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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