the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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