i just had sex bonerless
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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